Even though I was not selected as student body president (my appeal is still being considered by the administration) I'd like everyone to know that through all my extra-curricular activities, including Spanish Club, Hamster Club, Reverse Knitting Club, Hamstring Club, Double Extra Fiver Squad, the Rich Montieth Supporters Club, the Dog/Cat Alliance, Divorced Poets Appreciation Society, Cactus Cultivators of Tomorrow, Positive Attitude Club, and the Swim Team, I will continue to work for you, the student body, in every single one of my endeavors.
Sincerely,
The Champ
Gee, I'm sorry @
Reyna Thorne, but the (adjective-less) Hamster Club is no more.
The Remote Viewing Falconry Club caught wind of the Hamster Club's "Open Play" hour on lower campus, and all the hamsters got picked off. However, there is room in the newly-formed Psychic Battle Armor Hamster Club, if your hamster is able to mentally project protective armor over its body, or create Soul Weapons. They have their sparring club in the gym Saturdays at 4 if you have a hamster that would like to audition.
Other hamster-oriented clubs you might be interested in are the Talking Hamster Club, Hamster Sensory Deprivation Tank Enthusiasts Club, Giant Hamster Club, Combination Hamster/Crab Racing Club, and Bowling League.
If any of those clubs sound interesting to you, stop by my new office in the admin building - just down the hall from the Dean's lounge - and we've got full-color brochures, background checks, and psychic NDA's you'd be welcome to take a look at. I'm sure we can find a club that's right for you.
Sincerely,
The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)