REWARD: Has anybody seen my magic staff? I left it in the library last night but it's not in the lost and found. If found, DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! Just message me here.

My magic staff has not turned up and I am becoming very concerned! DO NOT TOUCH! It may disguise itself as an ordinary walking stick or broom or snake or downed powerline but you MUST resist the urge to pick it up. Use only Mindy brand guaranteed Mystic Insulated gloves and goggles if you see it. And if you notice a friend suddenly sprouting long golden locks and exhibiting arcane energy in excess of 5000 kilorads on the Bentlow Arcane scale, please ping me.

REWARD!!!!!!

Dear Somebody,
@Scilph is back!!!! Maybe?? I hope so. It would be so nice to have a friend at the school again. @Matching by Mattie is now less than .002% here, @*Atlantica* and @Pacifica seem to have disappeared, and I haven't been able to find @Gretel anywhere! And I've checked all the ceilings. I think. I might have forgotten to look at a few. But still.

@Pearline, @Alexander, and everyone else are all nice, but it isn't the same. Not to mention that I've never been very good at making new friends. I have a tendency to turn invisible and quietly leave. But anyway.

It's said that a main character is no good without supporting characters; but supporting characters aren't any good without a main character, either.

In other news, even though Mattie is no longer here, my hair seems to have been turned a golden colour, and it's a lot longer than it was. I also seem to be emitting a lot more Arcane Energy; this is rather unfortunate because it means my teachers have decided I have progressed in my ability and have all given me extra homework. On the bright side, I found this lovely snake whom I have taken as (another) pet. Claude and Claudette don't really like it, but I'm sure that's only temporary.

I'll try to be better about posting, but sometimes it's really hard to remember, and other times I feel as if there's nothing to write about.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

I know a lot about magic sticks and stones, @Young Jim Horner, and trust me when I say @Nobody has your magic staff. And I mean @Nobody.

I would have wanted your magic staff myself, and color it goldenrod with my Enchanted Golden Sharpie, and use it to prop open the doors between dimensions. Or at least the lunchroom. But the kind of magic staff that I prefer is a COLLAPSING magic staff.

Don't say I never gave you anything. Like a slap upside the head with my Enchanted Golden Sharpie!!

Life without my magic staff is beginning to take its toll. I can barely reach the doorknobs of the classrooms; I really have to scramble to get up on the chairs; and I have to be on my knees to reach the desk! I've been getting away with toddler clothes, but pretty soon I'm going to have to move to doll clothes and then I don't know what!

Please, if you have my staff, I must have it back! I was told that @Nobody has it, but I don't know how to get into the senior dorms. And they have one of those "you must be this tall to enter" signs anyway.

Will I find @Nobody at the dance? With the other "cool kids" like @Scilph, or @Pearline, or @Alexander, or @Gretel? Even if I do, the best I'll be able to do is grab their ankles. This is becoming a real problem!

Dear Somebody,
I decided to attend the dance with my new pet snake last night, although I didn't stay long and was invisible the whole time. Unfortunately, this didn't help me much, because some of The Pines still managed to attack me. Apparently they can sense Arcane Energy or something. This new Energy is starting to get on my nerves. Literally. It's a very strange feeling. I also seem to have grown taller, and kept bumping my head on the ceiling of Mesmer Hall all night. I didn't really dance with anyone in particular, but I still had a pretty good time, even though I got a little scratched up. I did leave before anything particularly dramatic happened. But still.
I saw a couple people I knew, including a nervous looking @Timberline, and @Young Jim Horner who looked a little different. Maybe he got a haircut.

*hissing and the sound of breaking glass is heard*
Oh dear; my snake has just gotten into my special jar of Psychic Ability Enhancing Sprinkles. I hope it doesn't eat them all.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

oh me oh my i m getting so darn tiny i don't know what imma gonna do!! it is getting so hard to even make an exclamatoon point because I gotta put my tippy toes on the shift key and reach way up high and barely pull down the 1 key with my fingertips oooooo i do wish i had found that @Nobody at the dance but everybody was so tall all i could do was run between the boots and the pine needles oh me oh my i just don't know

plink plink! tap tap tap! ooooh gee i hope somebody can still hear me my little tiny fingernails barely make a noise on this big glass but ooooooooooo that is a big scary face who is it out there i wonder it looks like @Pearline but eeeeek those giant teeth i hope they dont shake the jar agin @Silverfawn because i m so lil i could just fall straight out of one of the tiny airholes in the top oh me oh my this is no good

Chill out, tiny one! I just need a single drop of blood from anyone but me... a drop should be enough mass to get @Young Jim Horner back to normal. Actually, it would be nice if someone had a drop of Jim's blood... Have you donated before?
Anywho, please talk to me if you're willing to give up even more blood for Mr. Horner, or if you managed to find a vial of blood labeled with his name.

Chill out, tiny one! I just need a single drop of blood from anyone but me... a drop should be enough mass to get @Young Jim Horner back to normal. Actually, it would be nice if someone had a drop of Jim's blood... Have you donated before?
Anywho, please talk to me if you're willing to give up even more blood for Mr. Horner, or if you managed to find a vial of blood labeled with his name.