Apparently, you guys don't recall me yet. I guess it's my time to be known. To be k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶f̶u̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶h̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ a light-hearted individual to bring joy, yeah, that is what one who wishes to be liked brings, joy to your senses.

Completely one-hundred-percent normal human. Yeah. Totally. Ignore anyone who says otherwise. Or the feathers. I .. must have crossed paths with a raven or something. Ordinary.

So, yeah, I have been attending here for ages, like, however long that guy you've known that attended for a fair while, but not an abnormally long time, has. I can't believe you're only paying attention to me now. If I weren't so benevolent, I might think of it as an insult. But don't let it worry you. There seems to be an administrative error, so I may as well pretend that it's a new start, at a new place.

If you're wondering why I look so familiar, I may have p̶u̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ saved you from a nasty fall, in the worlds you visit, of nightmares and of delights. That's normal, right? Friends .. look out for each other? I think? Either way, you can thank me now, with cookies (preferably with smiley faces on. They are so adorable!) Remember, all that I do is to benefit the good of all, after all, I need everyone in good shape. Broken servants are of little use to anyone, and to have those enlightened few here at the school be part of my entourage would be a crowning achievement.

If you wish to be a rival, equal, or someone not-too-far beneath me when I rise to power, it would be good to know you, and see if there aren't deals that can be made. I like deals a lot. Too much, one might say. But I rarely lose out, and am very competitive.

Not sure why I said so much to you, you're probably a little confused or bored by now. We can work on that, but first, I need to figure out what happens where, around here. There's some real power to be had, I'm certain of it. Just, not sure how to get there, as-yet.