[Paparazzi bulbs popping off]

Excuse me, @Fullphantomblaze -- Britney Taylor here from the Psyhigh Spectator.

Is it true you're the Dapper Skeleton, also known as The Elegant One, an ancient eldritch entity of unspeakable power, summoned into this world by a psychic dance party gone haywire, taken form in the body of a Psychic High School student with implanted memories? Or just a fall transfer student?