I spotted the Bewlay Brothers - out of the corner of my eye. They were on the Mind-Warp Pavilion, hanging out with your Dwarf Men, looking to trade in hand weapons and skank. And the Moonboys, and Factor Max. So I informed on them, undercover, to the Goodmen of Tomorrow. Hopefully they can take care of this. They seemed so turned on.

Has anybody seen the Bewlay Brothers today? They are usually lurking out behind the cafeteria, ready to terrorize me into giving them my lunch money but not today. Did they get suspended? Or move away? God I hope they're not just hiding in the bushes or something.