It's coming for me! My super-sonic knuckle cracks don't even phase it, though I've blasted holes into the concrete all over the haunted parking garage. It thinks it's got me cornered, but it doesn't know about the secret trap door into the sewers. I've gotta make a break for it. If I can make it through the sewers to the river, I've got my get-away speedboat parked there. I'm going to head for my safe house in Cincinnati.

You clowns can deal with this devil dog on your own. I'm outta here.

Oh God, it's stalking me. I'm hiding out in the haunted parking garage and I can hear it in the shadows. Growling. I can smell it, like the worst wet-dog stink you can imagine. You think it's behind one pillar but then you see its huge glowing green eyes somewhere else. Maybe it will eat the Cheetos off the floor and leave...

Holy Moly have they got a big guard dog!! Have you seen it? It's black and big as a friggin motorcycle. And those huge green glowing eyes. Brrrrrrr. My hair is still standing on end, even with the Brylcreem.

I didn't know the Spoonbender had that. I gotta reassess.

AlRIGHT! We're finally ready to commit some REAL psychic crime!

I'm ready to declare last night's initiation a success. Now we've got @Steak Richardson, his friend @Monterey Jack, and @Nobody wearing the suits. And boy do we look SHARP let me tell you. @Steak Richardson and @Monterey Jack
have their hair slicked nice and back with the Brylcreem just like me. Hard to tell about @Nobody's hair, what with the invisibility and all, but the suit itself looks great just moving around on its own like that with @Nobody in it. Spooky. No doubt that will come in handy when we do our shakedowns.

Speaking of shakedowns, it's time to get started with the bread and butter of psychic crime - extortion! Psychic Crime Club now OWNS this school, and nobody makes a dime without us getting a cut. IF you know what I mean.

So I say we all pay a little visit tonight to the Spoonbender, and have a little talk with the student managers about how we can help their business. IF you know what I mean.

I gotta go outside and crack my knuckles, and they give off big telekinetic shockwaves when I do it. Maybe I'll take a little walk past the Spoonbender right now.

Oh, yeah, definitely @Steak Richardson. Arizona Tea, Cheetos... whatever you want we can make it happen. We're Psychic Crime Club!

Uh, but, I might be a little late because I have to run to the store. On the bus. But DEFINITELY see you at the haunted parking garage tonight!

I can't believe nobody went for the neck tattoos. They can be discreet, really! And they can be easily covered up when you're wearing a nice starched collar and a tie, and a suit jacket, which is the new dress code for Psychic Crime Club.

But I'm still willing to initiate you as junior members, and use temporary tattoos instead. And you can put them anywhere, I guess. And instead of the beat in, I'll just, uh, criticize your taste in music.

So, meet me in the haunted parking garage at midnight tonight for our first official meeting and initiation ritual for new Psychic Crime Club! Be there, or FEEL LEFT OUT!

Yeah so turnout for the new Crime Club initiations wasn't so good. And maybe face tattoos were too much to ask for right off the bat. And I'm willing to pull back on the pinky-cutting-off thing, at least at this stage.

So let's try it again tonight? But we'll just do neck tattoos. And I'll stomp on your toe really hard.

Tonight at midnight in the haunted parking garage! Be there OR ELSE!

I always knew that @Tammy Reins was too soft. "Oh! Let's steal the HEART! At the VALENTINE'S DANCE! OOOOO!" I mean, I'm no psychoanalyst, but that pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Now all the namby-pamby Psychic Crime Club members who went to the dance are "groovy" with their "love-ins" and volunteering at old folks homes.

Figures. But a good Psychic Crime Club needs this kind of experience to weed out the weak.

I, Rex Turbo, declare myself President of the new Crime Club!

We'll meet in the haunted parking garage at midnight for initiations.