Well hello lonely students of Psyhigh! That's right, it is ME! The only person that matters at this old dusty school... what? No! Ew! I am NOT that person! Gosh! No, it's MEEEEE, Mattie Darling! Match maker professional, at your service. With my amazing powers of subconscious persuasion, I can make that special girl or boy or other (hey, I don't judge) love you in the blink of an eye! After many requests by my many fans to move my business from in person to online, I have finally complied. That's how much I love my fans. Now, I will still take in-person, paper airplane, and dream invasion requests, but this will be the new and most preferred method. Actually, I won't accept dream invasion requests anymore. Those are creepy guys, you don't need to see the things I dream about. Unless it's a love emergency, but that's a whole nother topic.... So, that's all! Send in a target's name, your name, and $10.50 and watch your dream girl or boy or other become infatuated with you! Subconscious persuasion is the future people!!!!

With love,

Mattie <3

{Hello, Mattie. My name is Morris. You see, uhm... ah... *gulp* there is someone I fancy, obviously. That's why I came to you. Because you're a matchmaker. *sigh* Oh, forget it...

...well... maybe instead of you infatuating them for me, you could just give me some advice. How do I know when I love someone? I have had the feeling f love for awhile now... but the thing is, it happens with more than one person. Is that bad? Should I confess, or is it love at all? I request my answer be privately sent to me through Journal. Thank you.}

*muffled* Morris? What are you doing?

{Ah, uhm, Nothing, Scilph!}

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