I am really tired. I want to go to bed but, I'm in the middle of a spring cleaning and it is so messy in there. I am way too lazy to actually move my stuff. So, looks like I will have to sleep on the couch.

@Femi I, too, must sleep somewhere other than my room! Is this because you also experience strange noises and odors? The smell in my room is a mix between strawberries, bananas, ostriches, and biodiesel. Though perhaps it has changed; I've been avoiding my room for a while. Are you also having prophetic visions and malfunctioning powers? Assuming that you also have the whatever-it-is in your room, is this "spring cleaning" how you are removing it? I will most certainly try this. Thank you very much for the idea,
Nobody

D-d-dear S-somebody,
Spring Cleaning w-was a terrible idea! I entered my room wielding cleaning equipment (a broom, PsyBreeze air freshener, a toothpick, a jar of sprinkles, and my cat), and immediately left it again, locking the door behind me. I decided I needed: A Plan of Action. Claude and I concluded that the PsyBreeze could wait until after I finished, and he insisted that I leave the sprinkles outside in the hallway with the other things we weren't going to use right away; he was very sure that I would want them afterwards, and would not want to waste them by eating during the
cleaning. Claude seemed to be under the impression that the small task of cleaning would be a suicide mission and that I would be better off getting another room. I wish I had listened.
But as I was saying, I went off to the library (although to be honest, I was going in the wrong direction until Claude redirected me) and searched the shelves until I found it- The Mortal, Unmortal, Immortal, Fey, Psychic, Unicornian, Utopian, Distopian Atlas of All Realms that Have Ever Will Ever and Do Exist. It actually wasn't very hard to find, seeing as it was the fourth biggest book in the room. (The first biggest was A Genealogical Collection of Five Hundred Thousand of the Most Famous Psychics and their First Three Hundred Thousand Descendants). Having found the book I wanted, I struggled out of the library until I reached my room, and dropped the book with a loud thump. Claude and I exchanged a look; we nodded. It was time. Gripping the book in one hand (no easy feat, I assure you) and my broom in the other, I entered the room again.
The grass had grown to shoulder length, and my bed (and the rest of the furniture) was as invisible as I was. The oak tree was huge, and the odor had grown even stronger; a sharp mix of strawberries, bananas, ostriches, and biodiesel. I also saw what was causing it. No longer moving only in the shadows, or making noises only at night, They were EVERYWHERE. Especially on the tree. One crawled up my leg and bit me, and I had to resist the urge to scream. High pitch noises would only cause Them to swarm. I knew what they were, and I knew then, why Claude stayed outside my room. It was a nest of Evil Biotic Insectoids from the Beyond (EBIBs). I remembered learning about these in class. They confuse Psychic powers after long term exposure.... And.... Uh... Ummm.... Cause problems sleeping! (See? I can remember things, Claude. My memory isn't as bad as you think). Although to be honest, I don't remember anymore of what we learned about them, or what class I learned about them in. But still.
I carefully scraped three off my legs with the broom, and prepared myself to attack. But suddenly, the chittering scritch scratch grew even louder, the scent shifted into something reminiscent of pineapple, bananas, camels, and burnt crude oil, and before I could so much as smoosh a single EBIB, They SWARMED. I smacked at them as best I could, with The Mortal, Unmortal, Immortal, Fey, Psychic, Unicornian, Utopian, Distopian Atlas of All Realms that Have Ever Will Ever and Do Exist, and tried to hold them at bay with the broom, but I was no match for them. Barely escaping with my life, Claude and I fled deep into the catacombs under the school where he led me to an underground lake. Apparently EBIBS don't like water. And squishing them just makes them angry. *glares at the sopping wet cat next to her* That would've been nice to know BEFORE I attacked a colony of technologically advanced robotic bugs. *sigh* At least I a jar of sprinkles.
Farewell for now, (but hopefully not forever),
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have begun to collect rain water. I have attached several pipes to the roof of the school, and have fixed it so that the pipes lead to some buckets I have balanced on the window sill of my old room. I also lined the window sill with salt.
Farewell for now,
Nobody

@max Capiciti regarding the crystals, will the protective spells help keep Evil things out of a room? Or more importantly, keep evil things in a room? And are they any good at conducting electricity? Also, will they work under water? If so, would it be possible for me to permanently borrow four or five of these crystals?
Thank you,
Nobody

@Max Capaciti regarding the crystals, will the protective spells help keep Evil things out of a room? Or more importantly, keep evil things in a room? And are they any good at conducting electricity? Also, will they work under water? If so, would it be possible for me to permanently borrow four or five of these crystals?
Thank you,
Nobody

Wow, speaking of spring cleaning....

Let's just all admit it, we all have some ghosts and ghouls in our closet. No skeletons for me- I clean those out in the winter :)

But seriously, what are we to do?! The trolls have over run the soccer field and now where is the cheerleading team suppose to practice. Maybe the football players wouldn't mind if @MarchingwithMaddie joined them.

Dear Somebody,
Today Claude and I went to the town, where we bought all the extension cords and plugs at the Hardware Shop, and several jars of sprinkles from the convenience store. And a tin of cat food. We also bought something else, but I forgot what it was. I noticed that for some odd reason or another, there were hoof-prints all over town.

I've been feeling more rested, lately. Sleeping in an actual room instead of in a tree or a fairy circle is a nice change. I have discovered that if I'm invisible, and if I breathe through my mouth, the purfume doesn't bother me that much. Although sometimes I wake up feeling dizzy. @Matching by Mattie coffee sounds interesting, although I'd like to know exactly how many sprinkles are in a "500 calorie cup of coffee".
In other news, I now know where the skeletons in the underground lake came from, @KarterJ.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Claude and I stole, er, borrowed, all of the salt from the cafeteria. I was kind of surprised that they didn't have that much- only thirty pounds. I bought some yesterday in town, but I didn't have nearly enough, so I figured the school wouldn't mind if I borrowed some; no one tried to stop me from taking it, after all. I might possibly have been invisible. But still.

After checking the weather, (unfortunately, it seems like we won't get any storms [natural or otherwise] for a while), I went outside with a jar of sprinkles to enjoy the day. Claude and I played a game of Backgammon using telekinesis (I used telekinesis. He used his paw) until someone came by and starting playing against Claude like I wasn't even there! They were quite terrible at it, too. Backgammon is Claude's worst game, and he won. He NEVER wins at Backgammon. EVER.
Who loses to a cat, anyway?

I also did a few Card readings. Either a tall handsome stranger is going to come into my life, or I will die a terrible suffering death very soon. I forget which.
I'm going to go to the library to research Electromagnetic Pulses now:

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Today I lined the the door of my old room with salt, as well as the outer walls and ceiling. I had no problems getting into the neighboring rooms and placing salt along the walls that bordered my room, but there was a slight complication when I was placing salt above my room. I was pretty sure that creating a circle of salt (or in this case a square) would be enough to carry out my plan, especially with the added protection of some protective crystals, but I didn't want to take any chances, so I thought I might be better off making sure nothing could escape through the ceiling into the room above me. I walked into the room, and started spreading salt in the corners between the wall and floor, and everything was going fine (the person in the room didn't seem to mind that salt was appearing in their room), until my invisbility stopped working. I tried explaining to the room's inhabitant what exactly I was doing in their room, but they didn't speak English very well, and were rather freaked out. Eventually they understood that I wasn't trying to kidnap their rare tracalasus plant and let me finish lining the floor with salt, but I am now covered in paper cuts and pomegranate juice, and my skin has turned a strange green colour. My ability to turn invisible seems to have disappeared.

In other news, I managed to convince one of the other students to create a storm for me tomorrow, so I apologize to anyone who was looking forward to the warm sunny day that had been expected.

Farewell for now,
Nobody