I first discovered I was psychic when I was a mere 2.3 months old. It all started when I used my new found telekinetic abilities to throw my parents out of my bedroom window (I was a supergenius as well, and had no need for their patronizing ways). After this incident, my life was changed forever.
Soon, I discovered that I also had to ability to fly, and read minds. This proved to be quite helpful in my plans for world domination. I conquered my first country at the young age of five, and my next at age seven.
But I always felt lost in my psychic abilities. Being so powerful at such a young age was no good for my mental or physical health, and I remain at 4'11", which is much too short for my age of 16. Plus I was always an outsider at any school I tried to attend - none of the other kids wanted to play with me. I mean, they DID play with me, but only because if they didn't, I would throw them and everyone they loved off of a cliff. Apparently, that is considered "psychotic", "insane", or my favorite, "rude."
Despite my total lack of social skills and possible mental health disorders, I am growing up to be a happy young adult. I am on to conquering my tenth country by now, all while attending courses at Psychic High School. Life is good. :)