Clarissa
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Mercury Messenger Service - 1/6/2016 12:04amI put an ice cube in a Christmas tree and it melted. Now I have ooey-gooey melted Christmas tree all over the floor, with melted ornaments and tinsel. It's like psychedelic cup cake frosting.
And I am a Candy Specialist.
My secrets are making friends, and they won't tell me who. They're like big black hairy lamprey eels, swimming around the burlap sack I keep them in, blind, nuzzling each other and snorting like horses. Who are they making friends with? It would be against the secret code to tell me.