@ GreLclores I think you have a perception problem that could help us both. Would you consider a roommate swap?

Unless this was some kind of psychic 4/20 mistake.

My roommate always sees the worst side of things. For instance, whenever she walks into the room she says it smells, complains it's a mess, and calls me a slob. She says I leave wet stains on the couch and that my tentacles are too long and sticky and to stop going through her things and while she's away and depositing egg sacs in her drawers.

How can I help her have a more positive outlook?