Sapir/Whorf is getting the reality shaft. Guess we weren't paying our bill. We've got water, and electric, but people walk right by and don't see us. We don't register because we are no longer on the Reality Register. The cost was too high.

But @Psychic Bicycle Joe still knows where to find us. He comes in and I make him a mocha, and I've gotten real good at making the psyhigh logo with the foam. I asked him if it was too uncool to go to the Valentine's Heart Throb Dance with me and he said no, not too uncool if he could hang with me. :)

Wait a minute -- THE @Terror Bean, from the Goldentouch Family Restaurant -- the old-fashioned, family-friendly diner known for breakfast & classic American comfort food? AKA THE FOREVER DINER? Where @Gretel and her gang had all that trouble?

If you've got that on your resume, you should check out the job post at Sapir/Whorf. We're thinking about opening for Psychic Breakfast, since Reality Breakfast was totally not paying off.

Here's that job posting from Sapir/Whorf, @Terror Bean:

NEEDED: BREAKFAST COOK

Sapir/Whorf--your local infoshop, local music venue, and PWYC coffee stop--seeks short order breakfast cook. Formerly reality based, Sapir/Whorf is moving into the Unreality Space, and will begin offering "Special Breakfast" to select customers able to read our unreality-based breakfast menu.

Skills & Requirements:

Candidates should have a firm grasp of ethereal and transcendental cooking techniques, includingVegan, Vegetarian, Cage Free, Alchemical, Magical, Sotapannical, Sakadagamical, Anāgāmical, and Arahatical. Candidates will be asked to perform a wide range of enlightening breakfast creation tasks intended to dismiss the veil of illusion created by reality-based breakfasts.

One year previous experience required, preferably in a trans-real kitchen environment.

To apply: Visit Sapir/Whorf and be prepared to create an unreal breakfast with ingredients of our choosing.

@xiirth, since you're the breakfast expert, feel free to pass this around to any of your other Twenty Minute Breakfast Club acquaintances. Sapir/Worf is a great place to work! Except the getting paid part. Also, what about @Mulemai Selenei's egg?

I don't have a car, @Psychic Bicycle Joe, but you can stop by Sapir/Whorf anytime for a cup of coffee. On the house! ;)