The Green Teen isn't on the roster for the Psyhigh Swim Team. Unless they're using a pseudonym. But I went to the swim meet this weekend and was thinking about the Green Teen so hard I made a waterspout. The swimmers from the Psyhigh team and from Transcendental Polytechnic got flung everywhere and the crowd got drenched and I'm really sorry but it's all because of the Green Teen, and those deep feelings they make me have.

Yeah that makes sense @Hesperus Meadows. The Green Teen’s greenish tint always made me figure they were on the swim team. That’s why i started going to swim meets. That deep feeling…

Ok i feel kinda funny "naming names" but there is a suspicious person that i've noticed lurking around campus recently, and i'm not the only one. You probably know who i'm talking about: The Green Teen.

Right? All in green -- green denim, green t-shirt, green in the hair. Skin maybe with a green shadow but always a little far away so it's hard to tell.

Whenever i see him/her/them/whatever, I get that... deep feeling. And then there's a usually a storm...