Kalvin Keaton Kocker

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3/21/2016 6:22am

So, I met a new kid in school today. I think he actually understands the mission. I think he can help me take out these lowlifes. His name is Jerry and I think he has the strangest set of powers I've ever seen. Apparently he can impregnate anyone male, or female over the age of 16. I don't know how this could ever be useful, but I'll think of something.
I've been scoping out the group for days now, and I think I know when and where I'm going to strike. If Jerry helps it should go smoothly... I think I'll ask him today.

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The Adventures of Triple K
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3/17/2016 5:24pm

I approached those hooligans yesterday, and they outright refused my offering of friendship. I think they're on to me. There's no way they would have refused my offerings otherwise. I filled the friendship basket with all of their favorite things. I filled it with packs of grape Kool-Aid, three watermelons, and hair picks to accentuate their criminal style. I even adopted their "colorful" speaking patterns. I used the appropriate number of Yo's, and I even referred to them as Dog.

I even spoke slower to get through their darkened perceptions. I know their multiple fathers never taught them to speak properly. I fear they have limited my options. Soon I must make my move.

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3/17/2016 4:49pm

Hi journal, it's me Kalvin Keaton Kocker, or Tripple K for short. I have moved to a new school. It's filled with people like me, people who are filled with the burning white flames of justice within their souls, also they have powers. I knew swimming laps in that toxic waste dump would pay off. It did bleach my hair, and permanently mold it into a cone. I don't mind...It symbolizes the white purity of my soul. I also have gained the ability to shoot crosses that burn with the white fires of purification.

Moving has also given me a chance to keep an eye on those criminals I spotted by the basketball court. I've been observing them for months, and so far they haven't committed any crimes I'm aware of, but it's only a matter of time. I know their criminals... I don't know if it's one of my powers, but I can tell if someone is a criminal just by looking at them.

Tomorrow I'm going to attempt to infiltrate their group of vileness with a peace offering. I will keep you posted on the outcome.