Holy butts, I have just returned from a month or so long journey from the deep depths of space, however, it seems as if it was only my mind and not the rest of me, for I am emaciated beyond recognition and covered in my own excrement... unless that is the byproduct of super fast space travel. ANYWAYS, it is 20:57 on the 25th of August in the year of 2016, it is a Thursday. If that information is false, and or Thursday is not what this timeline calls it, please, feel free to notify me.
This trip was to mr. Puppet's home planet, someplace I had only ever seen in my dreams, it was neat to see them go about their day, as well as actually meet the being behind the parasitic muppet on my hand. It has made us stronger as a team, I think. SDJKLGggLJKSGczlkvnlnlklxzv
He never learns to not try to type with the puppet hand, it's troublesome, he wants to say that he's sorry for taking me away for so long, and that it won't happen again.
OKAY, off to have a shower. haha... hahaaa... I really smell.

Wow, I got my spirit badge! I was so surprised when I can home from my week long astral projection mission to see that I was awarded such a cool badge. I went to go see Mr.Puppet in person during my trip.... It turns out that he is an Extraterrestrial being with a love for 'earth sitcoms'. Usually he doesn't talk about himself, which is why I was surprised that he wasn't a ghost, haha. He looks.... odd. He was huge and plants were growing on him, he resembled a landstrider from the film The Dark Crystal. He said his real name was something that I couldn't pronounce let alone spell, so the place holder name continues to be Mr.Puppet. ( Although he told me to call him Reba Mcentire, I told him "Absolutely not")

@Asteroidea Mr.Puppet qnd I would love to be your friends! I'm relatively new here, so I've really only met @xiirth and my teachers. I may.not be super talkative, but Mr.Puppet could go.off on a tangent for hours, usually about something that is uncomprehensible to me as a simple human being. I like arts and crafts and learning tongues. I'd be greatful if I could get to learn some new skills from you! If you'd like to decline, I'm fragile, break it to me easy.

Today was honestly chaotic, have you heard the term 'it looks as if a tornado cqme through here?' Well, it did. On my desk. Someone else was trying to make bottled wind and they opened it to check if it worked or not! Don't they know to do that outside or in the weather dome! Mr puppet was terrified, he almost lost his new uniform that @xiirth made for him! He would have been livid. Thank you mystery student for an eventful study hall.

@xiirth Thank you very much! If possible, could you leave it outside my dorm room and DO NOT KNOCK.
post to alert me of it's arrival when you've left.
Thank you, Mr.puppet is brimming with excitement.

My uniform fits very well, I am not experiencing the same problems(advantages?) with the tags as all of you though.
I wish my tag had a sentient mind set, that's alright, I wonder if it's because Mr. Puppet's roots are already set. Haha. Maybe.

@xiirth,
Thank you very much, his measurements are about the same as a 10" teddy bear. He doesn't need any pants, so the shirt will do!

So I got my uniform, and may I tell you it is ever so modern.
I really like the potential to add accessories.
There was a problem though, Mr.Puppet still has yet to receive his, I believe that it has to do with the fact that he doesn't wear socks and has none to hang in his window, is there anyone who may be willing to help me in this issue? Would a small babies sock work as a proxy?

lkidftrel upo yuoi guys i reallyjk awent sa uibnuiofrm
---Listen up you guys I really want a uniform. ---

I really HATE it when he tries to type by himself, the being possessing my hand puppet doesn't understand that the hands he uses don't have any fingers. It's sad to watch, really.

ANYWAYS, He's bummed out and is giving me the silent treatment. If the baby sock won't work, is there anyone I can get in contact with directly to either hand make him an outfit or can get me in touch with the head of the alterations society?

So I got my uniform, and may I tell you it is ever so modern.
I really like the potential to add accessories.
There was a problem though, Mr.Puppet still has yet to receive his, I believe that it has to do with the fact that he doesn't wear socks and has none to hang in his window, is there anyone who may be willing to help me in this issue? Would a small babies sock work as a proxy?

lkidftrel upo yuoi guys i reallyjk awent sa uibnuiofrm
---Listen up you guys I really want a uniform. ---

I really HATE it when he tries to type by himself, the being possessing my hand puppet doesn't understand that the hands he uses don't have any fingers. It's sad to watch, really.

ANYWAYS, He's bummed out and is giving me the silent treatment. If the baby sock won't work, is there anyone I can get in contact with directly to either hand make him an outfit or can get me in touch with the head of the alterations society?

Uwa, I'm putting a sock in my window. Bring me something stylish!

Mr. Puppet also wants a uniform, please. . . Oh, and he doesn't want one with a tag! He thinks it's scary what is happening to @veruschka and the others.
will he still be able to get one, even though he doesn't wear socks?

Hello, Kanji West is just a screen name I use for Privacy purposes,I use a puppet to convey the words and feelings of some ethereal beings of which I know nearly nothing of.
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