Sometimes young psychics - usually boys - can become inordinately focused on their bottoms. Through the years there have been many theories as to what creates this complex, but modern psychic imaging technology has now definitively found the cause.

This obsession with their own bottoms stems from the Briney Psychogenic Worm taking root in their lower bowels, then growing to great size on the astral plane (sometimes up to 3 meters). Through psychic imaging devices, the tails of the Briney Psychogenic Worm can be seen rising out of the pants of the patient far above their own head, flowing in the the psychic wind.

The infestation of the Briney Psychogenic Worm is generally harmless, though can be embarrassing for the patient once they realize the source of their obsession and how it influences their public behavior. As no one is interested in touching their Briney Psychogenic Worms, it is ultimately up to the patient to remove it themselves.

Dr. Kiki Fluenza, D.P.M.