Kristopher

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7/30/2015 2:44pm

AUGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I HAVE LIMITED CONNECTION TO MY JOURNAL I MUST BE QUICK,, I'M MISSING @Matching by Mattie 's SHOW !! I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN INTRODUCED TO @Scilph BUT I STILL WANT TO SEE THEM BEING MAKEOVERED ON THE TELEVISION BOX !!

I've been out purchasing lizards for the day and I'm currently on my way back! I have to travel a reallyyy long way to buy my lizards because I have to buy THE highest quality lizards from my good friend, Sam Sam The Lizard Man. The lizards are spectualar let me tell you! He even gave me a free snake because I bought so many lizards!! *Giggles* Oh it reminds me of when he had a crush on me and he would have twenty lizards delivered directly to my house every week! Hahaa I don't know why I never dated him! (Oh yeah it's because he had an insane obsession with lizards...) Oh uh - My conn ection --

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7/29/2015 3:30pm

Of course I have to talk about @Walls don't I. Due to the general quietness I've been down in our room quite a lot so I've been spending quite a lot of time with him.
Anyway, today I gave him the strawberries that I'd grown MYSELF!! And I mean he was thankful and all and I felt like we had bonded but he then decided he would take out the stalks of EVERY strawberry and I mean sure okay maybe he doesn't want the stalks but then he just dropped them all! He just left them all on the floor ! I expected him to you know, do something about it but no! He just left them! And get this, when I was uh, having a poke about the place and I found THREE apple cores just lying about. I confronted him about it and he just shrugged. He doesn't even eat!! What were they even doing there?

You wouldn't believe the state this place was in before I moved in. Obviously he needed me about the place. I mean he was obviously instantly charmed by me which is why he invited me to stay here but maybe he partially let me stay here because he knew I'd tidy the place up. I'm happy to help and all but he just keeps on creating mess. Ah no, I shouldn't complain about him, I'm SO happy that I'm sharing a room with him.

Anyway! I suppose the only other thing I did was check out the 'buisness' owned by @Mattie by Mattie . I went to see her Lovesick Soda thing and I mean she hadn't protected it much so it's not like I was breaking into the room or anything. Let me tell you though, when I walked into that room! The smell! I mean it was intoxicantingly sweet! I mean it wasn't bad but I like, Wowee!
I really wanted to taste some of it but I thought it'd be a bit rude (Especially considering my love tip from last night haha) so I just had a sniff at the different flavours. I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED SUCH POTENT SODAS. The Mustard and Marmalade flavour had a particular *clears throat* um, 'strong' smell... Yeah I don't think I quite fancy that one myself...
I really must ask Mattie about these sodas! She would be PERFECT for creating a perfume brand with, though she's probably already got one (I wouldn't put it past her!) I didn't want to stay too long in case I looked suspicious, like I was trying to steal her secret recipes or something- which I can assure you I'm not!

The only other notable thing that happened was that I passed a flaming tree. @Nobody was trying to put it out with her uhm, dragon? thingy? Claudette, you know (Is Claudette a dragon??) I assume Claudette had the set the tree on fire. I watched for a little while and one of Walls' projections appeared and tried to help! Walls is so nice to Nobody (I'm talking about Miss Nobody here, I don't mean he isn't nice to anybody! *Shrill laugh*) I'm quite jealous of Walls' and Nobody's relationship, they're so close and friendly you know? They don't even have those moments where you have pretend fights with your friend over something and then overreact so that it makes it look like you weren't actually offended by something they said when you actually were, they just get along. It's nice.

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7/28/2015 5:43pm

Oh and that reminds me! I'm not exactly sure what @Matching by Mattie meant when she asked me to 'babysit her buisness' but it MIGHT have meant that she wanted me to write some of those Love Tips. You know the ones? Or it might have meant that she wanted me to deal with her whole soda buisness but I think I'm more cut out for love tips.Anyway it won't do any harm writing one I'm sure!

KRISSI'S LOVE TIP
Don't eat someone your crush's food without checking to see if it's alright with them first! Even if it seems okay with you they might find it rude and get the wrong idea from it. And you don't know what they done to that food anyway! Like, they might have cast some hair removal/hair growth spells on it and they might be totally unattracted to bald/long haired people!!
Also don't forget to wash your fresh fruit or vegetables because they might have been under the ground with worms and liver eating bacteria and you don't want that in your body!


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Walls and Kristopher's Adventures in Excellence
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7/28/2015 5:30pm

*Whispers* Hey so I moved in with @Walls and it's so so great but I get the feeling he doesn't like me? I mean earlier I told him that his shoes didn't go with his outfit and said he could borrow some of mine and he looked so annoyed! From what I can remember he wasn't like this before so as much as I hate to admit it I guess it must be me he doesn't like... I might have to *sigh* alter my personality a little... I just can't have my precious room mate disliking me! Especially such a handsome room mate like Walls !
*One of Walls projections walks in*
"Did you just say my name Kristopher?"
Haha no honey you must have misheard me! And please, call me Krissi!
"Uh, alright...Krissi. I just wanted to say that I'm going to see @Nobody , you know to play some board games and all so um, yeah I'm going out.."
Oh oh! Can I tag along ! I'm fantastic at Cluedo! And I'm not that bad at chess or even the advanced 72 piece chess games!
*Gets given a stern look*
"Um, it's more of a two person thing...I've got to hurry now I'll see you later, don't set anything on fire"
Oh okay... I hope you have a good time!

*Sighs heavily* Ah, that could've gone worse... He's probably just having a rough day!! I'm sure this couldn't be me! Or no... What if it is me? Maybe it's because I ate those strawberries that were out on the surface? Augh! I knew I should have asked him about those!
I'll make it up to him, I'll grow some new strawberries for him. I don't know if his projections can like, eat ? But he had them before he was obviously planning on doing something with them! I'll just have to find my Grow Plants In Under an Hour kit and I'm ready to go! Last time I used it it was a bit of a disaster and it has lots of 'keep out of the reach of youngsters!' labels on it but I'm sure it'll work out! I'm going to get @Walls to like me!





Walls and Kristopher's Adventures in Excellence
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7/28/2015 11:02am

@Walls EXCELLENT!! I know I said I could stay awake forever but I'm dying for a nap! I'll move in right away !! We'll be the best of buddies! We can have parties and sleepovers and you can model my suits for me !! This will be soo great ! I'm not really sure if you need sleep or whatever since you're a projection... Or if you need rest at all? If you don't need sleep then you could stay up ALL night with me! (Maybe you can even introduce me to your friend Miss @Nobody help us get more aquainted, I mean if that's okay with you two..haha! *blushing*)

Oh and thanks for the information @Trinket ! It makes perfect sense and all, it's like 'plane lag' when you get tired when you go to another country (right?) I'm from Britain so I guess that's why my time's all hecked up! And also why I have this fantastic accent hahaa.

Oh! Walls' projection is here to show me the way - I'll be there in a jiffy honey!! Gotta run!





7/28/2015 8:42am

@Matching by Mattie Hello my lovely! I see there's another fashionable student asides from myself here haha! And I can assure you that I am just as amazing as you!

About my dorm room though, well, I haven't actually got one. That is to say I couldn't find it and gave up on the search. I haven't actually slept yet. I mean I'm not going to sleep wherever I can am I! I've been awake for quite a while now but I'm used to it! I know how to keep myself awake, Haha with the right energy drinks and sleep shields I'll never have to sleep again! And it's not like I need much beauty sleep, I mean look at me *poses* I'm already beautiful.

Anyway, if you're looking for a buisness partner or uh, whatever you're looking for I'd be happy to help! The fabulous must stick together musn't they!! *Punches the air in joy* I'm really quite energetic at the moment! I need to go and work this off, I'll see you when I see you !!

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Advice From a Friend
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7/28/2015 6:19am

In my memories of this place I'm sure it was a lot BUSIER than this. I mean, I know it's summer which is when people typically go on holiday but it still seems very quiet around here. Where are all the cute girls? (Besides from you Miss @Nobody *winks and smiles lopsidedly*) Where are all the cute boys ? I mean there's me of course hahahaha, but I'm sure there was some guys around before... Oh yes! There was the one who...was a wall... Yeah! @Walls ! Whatever happened to that handsome fella ? How am I supposed to live out my dream of being popular if there's no one around... I'm sure it'll get busier sometime.

And again Miss Nobody, I can assure you that I'll bring back @Walls for you! I don't know what sort of relationship you two have...Not that it matters haha! *Blushes nervously* I have the power of PERSUASION! And my persuasion powers are definitely on my list of my top 100 hundred FANTASTIC qualities! Anyway I'd quite like to introduce myself to him aswell, from what I can rememer he was a handsome young hologram... thingy!

And as soon as he comes back I'm sure there could be a party, yes ? I mean I know school is about learrninggg and boring stufff but isn't it also about partying and having a radical time ? Yes it is!

Oh yes and on an unrelated note I think I'm in another time zone to the rest of this school, or at least most of this school. Maybe it's just where my room is situated, or maybe it's just some simple time manipulation or maybe it's just that I like staying up later than everyone else! But everyone seems to be sleeping when I'm up and about. Maybe people are avoiding me already... No of course not! Haha why WOULDN'T you want to see me!
(Ps, If anyone has anything to say about time manipulation or the likes then do tell)





7/27/2015 5:24pm

Oh ! Oh! I'm back ! Yes yes, I know everyone is thinking 'who is this joker? I don't know who this is!' but fear not fellow students ! For I am me, but in a new life. Another life ! And in this life I'm not a lonely, shy, friendless loser who hangs out with slugs! No, I am now what you could call, *runs hand through quiff and grins* Confident! Yeppers, you aren't getting rid of me this time. I may have, well, it's hazy... But to be blunt, I died. And I know that although I was fairly content I was not exactly happy. Somehow the stars have aligned again and I have been reborn, back at Pyshigh again. I'm not going to mope around this time, Oh No! I'm here to stay.

Now of course you still may be wondering who I am. You can tell just be looking at me that I am a HIGHLY INTELLECUTAL and ATRACTIVE young indivdual but what's underneath my dashing outer layer ? Well I share some characteristics of who I once was. For example I still have the intellect and *sighs* the capability to interact with animals that @slug master had (yes yes, that DWEEB is who I once was) But look, lets not compare me to anyone else because I am SURE that nobody could be as well dressed and frankly, quite handsome, as I am.
So yes please don't refrain from approaching me, especially if you want to talk about the growing and maintaining of carnivorous plants (It's such an interesting subject matter) Thanks for stopping by lovelies, from the new kid on the block, Krissi *Nods head you and leans back against the wall in a particularly COOL manner*

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