I feel like a mermaid when I am swimming. Once when I was eight I grew a tail like a fish. I like to eat mermaids for lunch. They taste like fish with carrot sauce on them. I think that I would like another mermaid to contact me.
Sincerly,
Larisa

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I wonder if my brain has feet. Because when we sleep we feel warm, so maybe brains wrap feet around it. And maybe they have little pink brain socks! I like brains, since they look like a dolphin from the ice. Maybe I will be a brain? Can you assist me in choosing whether to be a brain or a doctor who takes people's lungs.

I had a delicious chocolate cake and apple juice. Aliens ate it. They became donkeys.

(tune of Mary had a Little Lamb)
I am a sharky bark
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I am a sharky park
Who ate me

P.S. I am actually human... or am I? Mwahahahaha! Oh, look a Mickey Mouse doll! Yippee!

Today my toes wriggled off my feet, and even superglue could not attach them. My toes ran like rats leaving a sailing ship, and became George Washington, who washed all day. Later I found out they ate all Earth's current food so now I am eating air. MMM! Air!
Also I can spit chocolate now.

I am writing about my test in psychics and what I learnt from it. To read, focus on this sign (%) and stare at it while reciting Mary had a Little Lamb.