New Year, New Me? Oh okay! I'll just stop being an introvert! Going to a party with 250 people and alcohol. Sure! Wait 250 PEOPLE and no coffee! Nevermind. *slumps in a corner wrapped in my blanket, sad introvert noises*

Today my mom's birthday, she said all she wanted was her kids to be happy.................... I'll just buy her a vacum and call it even.