Saw a kid knock their smoothie over at the Spoonbender. Dumped across the table and all over another kid's pants.

I saw it coming. Saw it even before I "decided" to go to the Spoonbender.

But no matter how many times I see things before they happen, no matter how many times I have documented proof, there's still one thing I can't help feeling.

It's a trap. For suckers.