I'm used to dreaming to get what I want. I wanted a car so I dreamed up a yellow slug bug and there it was. But I didn't know how to drive so I dreamed that up too, and I dreamed my town was a beautiful small town on the prairie and I dreamed up an ice cream place to go to and I dreamed up friends to meet there. I dreamed up a scarecrow that could talk and then a policeman to arrest him. Then my town was too small so I dreamed it was the state capitol and then the world capitol and I dreamed of a one-world government that cured the environment and solved war and took care of everyone.

But it got too much to dream and I started to lose track, and the edges started to get a little fuzzy and the monsters started to chew the frontiers. The monsters were as big as mountains and black as thunderclouds and they crashed down on the borders of my dream like tidal waves. Many lives were lost.

That's when the Dream Team from Psychic High School appeared and recruited me. They gave me a special Tiger Eye necklace that dampens my dreams, which kind of sucks, except things were getting pretty scary. And they were nice.

But does anybody remember the one-world government? It was rad.