Hey there! Help a petunia out?

I got a letter smuggled out of the greenhouse, scribbled on an old pumpkin leaf. It's addressed to @V the poet, Scary Old Tower, Lower Campus. But as you can see I'm kinda stuck here in this planter with my other patch mates.

Do you think you could deliver it for me? There's a coupon for a 12 pack of Baja Blast in it for you.

Here's to all the students who took a chance on a small planter box of petunias tonight at the Valentine's dance!

As one of a dozen petunia clone-kin, it's so gratifying to be accepted by such a great group of oxygen breathing omnivores. You guys really know how to throw a rager! Almost as good as back in the greenhouse. OOoopps not supposed to talk about that.

Let's partaaaaaaaay!

Hey there! Me and my buddies here in this planter, we're Petunias. And we're FAMILY.

It's kinda chilly out -- do you think you could maybe take us home to your cozy dorm room and let us hang out a little? Maybe spare a little Mountain Dew?