JK! My name isn't cursed. I'm just your old friend Kyle of Maston. You are sooooo gullible. Well anyway, I just got kicked off campus because Zerot Grett Setkar is Mrs. Nimoro's nephew and I just made up a rude story. Hah!

They had experimented on him. He took over the world. I had to leave. His only weakness was us. Those who knew him. Those who were geniuses. Those who could fix him if we got together. Except we never got a chance.

Zero will kill her.


And...
it's his niece.

(Recording): Beep, Beep.
Uh, hello?
this is the____ of _____ asking for help.
Crap, you can't hear my name.
Well, anyway, can someone please make contact with Suriku Aeyi? She's in world 2323-2-714. She got a message of mine. Turns out she's also is my cousin's son's daughter. So, she is in danger. Tell her she doesn't know. Please.
Beep, Beep.

My brother was gone. He never returned, and neither did my cousin. I stopped fighting. I didn't realize how close I was to him. The war became uneasy peace, and I kept working. I was finished, moments away from finding my brother. I had found the world tree. Five years of constant work. Of course, my luck stopped. An emperor arose, and he conquered the world. Alas, I was forced to fight. My plans were ruined. The worst part? It was my cousin, but he was not my cousin anymore. He was a psycho named Lord Emperor of Zero.

So.... I'm a experienced dimensional traveler. Tell me your dimensional zip-code and I'll get you out if you promise to do one of two favors for me. (Or just your general branch instead of zip-code)

Sorry, about that. My dimensional travelling device broke down and my version 27984 of me had a... psychic breakdown. It affected all versions of me.

So, cause I'm feeling down, I will write the first part of my depressing backstory. My "home world" is the world that everything went wrong for me. I mean, things went wrong in a lot of places, but this is ......wrong, warped you could say with a sense of humor. It's not completely my brother's fault.
Or is it?
In this world, my brother was an arrogant genius (and I mean GENIUS). That version of me was just as good, only he always seemed to get the credit for literally everything. He though I was just another annoying little sister, and let me tell you I was just as good as him a everything but charisma. Anyway, he started a company. I won't reveal the name. It became the best in the world, technologically. Then, the governments got involved. Buying in mass his weapons, a war broke out. A deadly war. A war to kill all other wars. A war he couldn't win. So he implemented code 0-0-9-9. All the weapons turned worthless, but then everyone brought out their aces. Many of them were unstable. It caused the warp. A force that wasn't from our world, with better weapons, arrived to conquer. The other nations consolidated to defend our freedom. I fought for my brother's forces while my brother ran to find the answer, the world tree, with my cousin. I'm sorry. I can't write more today..... This is only the beginning.

I nearly forgot, I'm a secret agent in 1,340,982 different worlds.I also have nothing better to do.

Would anyone like to come to my home world? We have materiel X (books on it in restricted shelves) in plenty, astronomical technology (in numerous ways), some of the best food, libraries the size of Axlendira (Eleece or Myothi or something), and a really nice, interesting (slightly psycho) World Dictator with a great name:
the Great Lord Emperor Garrettiax Astoekerus 0 the Master of All
If he catches you, I'm glad you don't know my name. You had a good life.























(Note: Did I mention he's my cousin?)

Oh crap. Someone cursed my name. Since my official title can't be seen by your feeble mind (don't worry, it'll get strong eventually) just call me Jinx-Authorjei. I am something about a famous/ brilliant/ powerful/ anonymous author/ actress/ scientist/ teacher/ millionaire/ inventor/ assassin /general in most worlds I know of. I am an evil queen in several, and a mosquito in another. Don't ask. So anyone know how to uncurse my name?