OK, so students have been dissappearing for days and the cook has just come out with the new 'meat' special. As horrific as it seems I think the meat is students. Now I'm all for a good piece of human flesh but that's the weird thing. The students going missing are the ones from the bus, and human isn't the right word for them. Whatever you do don't eat the meat suprise. And spread the word

~wood

I just wanted a jumper. Just a new jumper after my last one got burn't to pieces, is that too much to ask for. Turns out they don't sell jumpers but they do sell:

1) jumping rabbit feet
2 ) jump weed
3) pre-made jump potion

4) J̵̬̲̦͙̟͇̾͛̍̅u̸̪̥͇̲͇͚̻̬͛͐͊̋̀̆͂͝m̸̧̡̬͔̼͚͔̏̂̆̈́͌͆͗͝p̸̗̝͙͖̼̣̺͍̍́͐̌͐̿́̀͜e̷̢̯̟̙̗̬̫̟̯͗͗͊͊̕r̶̼̻̤͖̺̤̳̻̗̔̌̔̆̀͊̕

5) ןย๓קєг
6) ʝʊʍքɛʀ
7) ʝųɱ℘ɛཞ
8) Ĵυϻρ

Whatever you do don't eat the cafatirias 'meat suprise'. My friend ate some yesterday and spent the night in the necromancy department. Try the Griffin pudding instead. Its for the best.