my friends and i wanted the weirdest halloween we could find, so booked ourselves a trip to alienopteridus, where the whole planet is one big termite mound. we can't really communicate with the natives directly, since it's a hive mind, but we have a stinky jar of pheromone gel we wipe all over ourselves each morning so they treat us as non-hostile and we can go wherever we want.

we're on our way to see the queen.