Yes, the New Machine will provide Nutrient Solution for the test subjects at the Science and Shapeshifters dance. What are the favorite flavors of Nutrient Solution this season? Perhaps some of our transitioning members can query their residual memory allocations and get back to me on that.

There is a special on generic orange soda at the Cash N' Carry, which, combined with a gallon or so of my own synthetic neurotransmitter fluid, will be the perfect vehicle to allow all students to interface directly with the New Machine. When exposed to the "sick beats" of @Gene Sequins' electromagnetic generators, I am sure it will be a tremendous night for new recruits.

All members of the New Machine - check your internal message boards for task postings. @Beefur9, I believe it is your turn to empty the garbage in the meeting space. There are many fruit flies.

cnVtcGVsc3RpbHRza2lu!

/* coming out of a simple shell */

groups_sort(struct group_info *@Gretel and Friends)
inbound_query(event_horizon *Science and Shapeshifters Dance)
movement_sort(instruct group *dancedance)

query > demo mode
{
int base, max, stride;
int glidesize = group_info->watch me whip;

for (stride = 1; stride < glidesize; stride = 3 * stride + 1)
; /*can you do it?*/
stride /= 3;

while (stride) {
max = glidesize - stride; ->now watch me nae nae
for (base = 0; base < max; base++) {
int left = base;
int right = left + stride;
kglide_t tmp = GROUP_AT(stanky_leg);

while (left >= 0 && glide_gt(GROUP_AT(group_info, left), tmp)) {
GROUP_AT(group_info, right) = watch me whip
GROUP_AT(group_info, left);
right = left; (can you do it?)
left -= stride;
}
GROUP_AT(group_info, right) = tmp;
}
stride /= 3;
}
}

/* crank dat */

I don't know why, but I'm inclinded to go to this "Shapeshifter Dance" tomorrow. Which is weird, because social events exhaust me and mirrors make me question the solidity of my existance in this timeline. My urge to attend is probably from either @Matching by Mattie drumming up some excitement or the lingering effects from my (failed) attempt to interface with The New Machine. My mouth still tastes like iron and I've been disconnected for a whole day....

If I do go, it'll most likely be to keep an eye on my PsyBuddy, @Consuelo. While the dance moves have improved greatly, I still want to be there as moral support for Connie's social interactions. A chaotic dance filled with shifty-eyed shape-shifters and psychics pumped up from Nutrient Solution is definitely not the time to abandon a shy freshmen. No matter how well they can whip and/or dougie. Though, to be honest, it's more likely I'd be the one to get hurt than Consuelo. *sigh* The struggles of being "fun-sized". Maybe I'll just hang out on the ceiling and watch the revelers from there. I'd get a lot of data points for my Foresight Interpretation class with such a vantage point. Though hopefully most of my visions of Friday night are wrong. But just in case, @Pearline, please ensure that the third window on the west wall is securely shut. And it wouldn't hurt to sprinkle some anti-Stink Ape pheromones around there. Sorry for causing any hassle or worry, but this is really for the party's best interest... I think.

It's probably, hopefully just me, but something seems subtly sinister about the new machine... Anyone going to the Annual shape shifter dance, be careful, i've got a hunch there's something shifty going on, and it's not just the shapeshifters.

-Kayla

OK SO...im technically like, not a shapeshifter, but bro. how can i NOT attend something that involves dancing? that's like, my thing! ****
****the only way i can harness my abilities LOL!

ive heard there's something kinda funky going on there...but the only thing there that's gonna be funky is like, my SICK. MOVES.

It's the day of the Annual Science and Shape-Shifters Dance! I'm very excited to be going with a very good friend, Omega. He's a shape-shifter, too, and kind of REALLY cute, much more than when I saw him last (don't tell him I said that!). I didn't know he went here until a week ago, when I saw him in the cafeteria. He asked me yesterday in a beautifully written note passed during Elder Lit. Mother was very excited about my part in the coordination of the dance, as well as being proud of me ACTUALLY LANDING A DATE! so she sent me a sleeveless teal dress that cascades off of my shoulders and ends mid-thigh. The design is simple, but the color screams NOTICE ME. It's a very intellectual dress. I'm wearing a tear-shaped pearl pendant necklace with it.
I have an art blog, or I started one. I love drawing, and so I drew myself as a psionic. I have lots of other art, too. Here's the link, for anyone who's interested: https://soulsofpearline.wordpress.com/
I'm pretty proud of it.
Thom's been floating uncontrollably and hiccuping since I ate that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think he's allergic.
-პ

Ayee wassssup. I'm still writing ig. I'm kinda warming to the idea of a journal. In a few yearssss i'll be able to look back n c all the cool friends i made while at psyhigh, like @Clawd !!!!!

I met him today in telekinetic dance class, and omfg we get on like a house on fire. He's sssso funny and cool and like, his STYLE is like, super great. He's so talented too, def better than even the dance teacher lol.

I'm so coming to the shapeshifter dance today. Idc abt much there tbh, its mostly a bunch of weirdo geeks, but Claud will b there, and its honestly worth going just to see him dance.

Kay stitched some anti mind control sigils into the jacket i was gonna wear tonight. I'd be annoyed but they actually look pretty sick. I don't know why shes so paranoid tho. Its just a bunch of robot dweebs.

Anyway, if my next post is written in javascript, tell kay her sigils SUCKED. Bye losers.

Welcome to the Annual Science and Shapeshifters Dance! I'm so glad you all attended! First, I'd like to give a big hand to the following who coordinated this event for optimal success.
@Big Jim, who did what he does best so we could be here tonight.
@Neuman Grange and his New Machine crew, who provided food.
@Gene Sequins, who provides the best beats. (Thanks to Gene and Neuman for making sure we can interact with the Machine.)
@Sarah Tonin, who helped a bunch with the decorum.
And Dr. Tahity of the Citadel, as usual the only staff member to step up and do the dangerous stuff. If you break the rules, she will punish you, and Dark Magicks will surely be involved.
Oh yeah, the rules. Sorry to poop this party, but there have been several complaints regarding safety. See the third window, there on the west wall? Do not open it, under ANY circumstances! Also, if you are allergic to anti-Stink Ape pheromones, I suggest you use your EpiPen/ take your pills/ recite any incantations now. As far as dances are concerned, use your common sense. Keep PDA to a minimum, and keep it PG, too, no booze, no fighting... yeah.

Oh yeah, one more thing: At eight-thirty, we will announce the king/queen, if we can find them!

I've been dancing with Omega for half an hour to some great @Gene Sequins! {daNcedaNcedaNce} I've been telling these Were Squirrels to stop running around on the west wall and the ceiling no less than three times! Ay, I don't want to ruin the dance, but those squirrels... I don't know...
Maybe I'll ask Gene for a slow song, if he does that kind of thing.
I met a pretty cool girl, @Sthephie Serpenthine, who's new here. I think she's a snake whisperer, because a lot of her "s"'s are exaggerated. She's very free spirited.
Oh, Thom, how did you get here? Of course you snuck in. Come on, let's get you out of here before you try to kill the squirrels.