Do you ever or spit or clip your nails and consider the potions you could use your excrement to concoct, only to realize that you're at a deficiency in regards to other ingredients? Well, good news! I'm setting up a give-an-ingredient/take-an-ingredient in the cafeteria. Swap a lint roller covered in your pet cat's fur for a baggie of crickets! Swap dandelion root from your overgrown garden for some demon's skin carefully removed from my mom's foot scrubber!
Should be up and running tonight, already stocked with some generous donations.

Dear Somebody,
I had quite a bit of homework today. Between that and getting the pumpkin set up, (and preventing Claudette from setting the pumpkin on fire), I've been rather busy. Homework wasn't as tedious as usual, however. I fact, I had quite a lot of fun with practicing Snow Globe Transfiguration! Well, it was fun until I accidentally trapped Professor Phantasma in a collectible Eiffel Tower Snow Globe. And unleashed a Demon of the Dark from an Oceanic Under-World Snow Globe. But still. Damage was minimal, and I apologized to Professor Phantasma and all the students who were temporarily enslaved.

In other news, Sprinkle CO. Sprinkles has just come out with another new flavour!! Soy Sauce Covered Salmon Candy Corn!! It causes double vision, webbed feet, insomnia, and the sudden urge to organize everything alphabetically. I hope I get some for Halloween. My sprinkle supply has recently been limited to those I get from the cafeteria, and they've started to ration how many I get each meal. I can't imagine why. I'll have to start replenishing my supplies; the cafeteria doesn't give me nearly enough, and they're all Carrot and Protein flavoured. Maybe I can trade some cat fur and dragon scales with @Grim Weeper in exchange for some sprinkles. Sprinkles don't exactly count as potion ingredients (as I learned from experience), but he must have at least a few jars. Hopefully.

I have to go to S-Al to conduct some more research, (I now have a 672 page essay to write on The Dangers of Snow Globe Transfiguration and How to do this Safely, courtesy of Prof. Phantasma), but I can't seem to find Claude anywhere. He went out a while ago to do something. I can't remember what. I'd ask Claudette to take me to Self-Aware Library, but she gets as lost as I do. Not to mention that she's sleeping, and the last time I woke her from a nap, she nearly burnt the room to cinders. Again. Anyway, I suppose I'll just wait until Claude gets back from where ever he is. I think.

Farewell for now,
Nobody