I dont know what im doing.

is this real or is this an arg which stands for alternate reality game altho i highly doubt it because it looks legit so i am pretty sure no one knows if its real or not hopefully our questions will be answered.

It's entirely possible that you could be observing us from an alternate reality. The 'game' part does not apply, however. This isn't much of a game to me. Games are supposed to be fun, and I keep getting stabbed by rioting crustaceans, which is not fun.

it must be alternate reality but how would be that possible could i be like evil in your reality?

Certainly. It is also possible that you do not exist at all for us, and/or we do not exist for you. There are... infinitely more possibilities. I don't have time to explain them all. The crabs are getting violent and I think they've fashioned blowdarts from the corpses of their fallen brethren.

Oh, would you look at that. I've been shot. Smells like... ketamine, I believe? Whatever it is, I'm feeling rather fai