I like music, and... I can't dance.
Not to save my life.
Thankfully my cousin has some blood red candles and an Ouija board handy!
I'm pretty sure this will go well, I've talked to spirits before, and they've always been quite friendly.
Besides for that one time they made the dog go crazy and tricked my aunt into thinking their was a bird in the ceiling. Didn't go well.

ANYHOW, we're gonna ask them to give me the ability to dance, the only issue is that I won't be able to remember anything I sacrificed up to them.
Whatever, it's worth it.

See y'all on the dance floor.

How to Summon a Spirit to Make you Dance well:
an enchantment by me!

You'll need:
- 3 blood red candles
- Ouija board
- A cousin
- The realization these spirits could ruin your life and take anything from you... including your life.

Instructions:
1. Set up the candles on a table near the board. Don't but it around the board or anything because then the situation gets way too real way too quickly.
2. Set the board between you and your cousins lap, make it a cousin because they're less likely to run away and let the demons possess you then your friends or siblings are. Plus they usually have a lot of experience in the dark arts.
3. Put your hands on the magic Ouija message reader thingy. You know that.
4. Ask for the "5 year old Serbian boy from the 1920's" (a story for another time...)
5. Now's where you're gonna get friendly with him, ask simple questions like what his fave color is and whether or not he supports Donald Trump.
6. The Trump questions important, if he says he does you're gonna wanna get out of there, like ASAP.
7. Once you feel a solid connection with the spirit, and you feel ready to ask for favors, ask for him to make you a good dancer. Make sure you say please.
8. Do what he says, question nothing, and be quick. Spirits hate waiting.
9. ???