(in a beat-up leather journal, written in a messy scrawl...)

Entry #1

tHis iz SCILPH's nEew JurnaL. I amm ScilpH tHe onwer of tHis jurnAl and THis is mY logg of maIi life awAy from PsYY hi. I haaVe nOT writTEn f0R yeEERs, BuT i am g0od At iT ha hA ha HA ha.

Jessica IS DoiG wElll i aM suure tat beeNg aWAy fRuM Psyy HI is MakEEng heRR bedDer; sHEE iz brEEtHinG maor an MAor. I AYm taekIng heRR to tHE laB WHErre I waS crEEAYted i haAve nO dOubTs tat DerE wiLL be SomEThinG fOR heR 2 hellP HErr B stRonGeRR. BlaakEE iz alSo dooInG wEll- hEE iS wAlkInG fAsterr tAn meE (annd he IZ cArriNg Jessica oN hIS BAcK-cArrefuly Of cooRsE) i gIIve hIM Ay NEEw STicKer eVry dAY fROm Jessica.

I havE fooND mANee CooRIOS tInGS aSwELL. dEre iZZ aY strAAnge PlaNT- taT iz fLuffEE aND whEn tEh WInd bl0Ws, SEeed-tHinGs FAlll ofF oF It anD FLYYEE AWAAAYY!!!!!!! I haEV heerd a cHiLD (frOM teH cItY Iam iN) tAt teY ARR cAlled "Dandee Rions"???? I hAev pEEked a fEww.

Tat izz all 4 TooDAy- I wIll Rite tOOmrow.

-SCILPH

(in a beaten-up leather journal, written in a messy scrawl...)

Entry #2

I haV NaWT g0TTeN 2 tEh laB YEt but i kN0w wee Will geT TerE sO0n. Blaakee aNd I HAv g0t fArr inn OUr JurnEEy. I aM resstIng in Ann abaND0ndEd sHAkk aND Jessica IZ on teH beDD stILl slEepiNG. i aM tiRed And huNGry bUt i kNow I CAnt gO baCk. i caNt beE pURfekT iFF tEre arr otHErs ar0uND aND i wiLL OnlY HurRt teHM.

i nEed 2 REst naOw.

-SCILPH