Oh and thats the human version The kind im eating is fried cows tongue,with newts eye jam and horse radish strew(yum!)

I will eat this mashed potatoes with turkey meat and gravy.

GROWLMPTH! Lick lick smack slurp. Mmmmm... Ooooh, it is salty. And warm. Thank you @Crystal Rosethorn. Is this "finger food?" I love the way it drips down my claws and onto my wrists. MMMMmmmmthm nom nom nom. I don't know which of my mouths to feed next! Mmmmm. Delicious. I will attempt to answer one of your questions with my mouths that are not eating.

Lick. Smack. Mmmm. Slurp. Swallow. So. Ahem. A reader asks: "Do you have a gender?"

Yes. Mifwhich.

In my clan, we have five genders. Mifwhich, Gron, Ecklberry, Johose, and Flrim. Each one can play a role in reproduction, but it takes at least three different genders to create a monster egg. The role of each monster in the process depends on the others, and the exact position of the stars.

However, a monster's gender can give you very little insight into its behavior. We're all different sorts.

Yummmm. Delicious. Do you have a napkin, @Crystal Rosethorn?

Haha,yes,yes i do. No its not finger food,though it should be. If i bring more will you answer more?

Haha,yes,yes i do. No its not finger food,though it should be. If i bring more will you answer more?

Haha,yes,yes i do. No its not finger food,though it should be. If i bring more will you answer more?

Mk next question,oh and enjoy the newts eye and fish bone soup, anyways,What is your name? Or what are you like,like in personality, OR What is your gender in like human,are you a girl or a boy? You choose which one to answer.

Hello,monster? Would you prefer pizza with orange juice instead?

Monsters take a long time to digest their food, @Crystal Rosethorn. Now I am thinking about tasting this milk and a pie, apple flavored. Is this cow's milk? It is so lumpy and sour smelling. Glug glug glug glug. Smack! Oh sweet mother of monsters, how delicious it is! SLURP. Now I must try this pie, apple flavored. Marf marf marf marf. Gak! Cough! Hack! Sorry, I sucked it down the wrong holes. Achoooo! But the taste! Mmmmm....apple flavored... exquisite! What other flavors are there?

So, yes, ahem, where were we? Ah, you were asking if Monsters go to school.

The School of Hard Knocks, perhaps. There is formal instruction, carried out by elder monsters upon the younger ones, in dark alleys and deserted street corners, empty ghost towns and bleak moors. There are many bruises and broken fangs. But in the process we learn the lore and secret history of Monsters. It is, indeed, beaten into us. "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" and all that.

Interesting. I lived up at Rosethorn Castle all of my childhood and i was wondering what all of those kinda grunting roaring sounds where...definetly kept me up at night. Speaking of which i am going back to the castle this weekend,to visit my ghost mom and dad and such...i will leave behind some food but it will be for 2-3 days so dont snarf it all down in one sitting. Oh and a question: How old are you? like in years

Monster? You there??? I have asked you a question trying to find out more...oh welp i have an announcment to make!