A production of a musical shall be made right here. Right now.

[enter musical name here] by Reyna Thorne
MUSIC by Reyna Thorne
COSTUMES by Reyna Thorne
EVERYTHING ELSE by Reyna Thorne

[Enter Reyna as herself, in short red skirt and white blouse]

REYNA: I am trapped! Trapped! In a misery of my life! I have nowhere to go, nothing to do, oh, woe is me!

REYNA (singing): There is nothing I can do
In this misery!
There is nowhere I can hide
In my misery!
Woe
Is me
In my own
Misery!
So have
Some pity
For me!
I put up with the voices in my head
I know I shouldn't listen, but I listen instead!
I think I might be just a tad bit insane,
Because there is something up with my brain
OH
Woe
Is me
In my own
Misery!
So have
Some pity
For
Me!
(applause)

END SCENE 1

How did you like the first scene? There is no plot. Yet. That's because I'm the only one in it! If you want a plot, auditions are tomorrow.