Hi I'm Scaramouche but you can call me Scott :)

I almost broke my glasses because of all of the high-frequency vibrations here, are there like... special glasses I can get?

There's this guy I know named Pork Smith. He's usually in the bathroom with all of that slime(mud?) on the wall. Third stall, password is "Lens" but say it like it has a z. He's a weird guy but trust me it's worth it.