I recently woke up in reality. I don't know where I am or how I got here. Someone please send help

@Violet

That seems like quite an issue! To get back to the parallel 'lack of reality' you may want to equip yourself with a map. I have spent a year drawing up the maze of reality. The tunnels, the warps, the inside out passageways, and the impossible structures that most consider false and, well, impossible.
I'll send a copy to your dorm. If anyone else cares to help me expand the map, please find me at lunch, I'll be in the purple uniform surrounded by several kind demons who eat with me/on me/from me/?? .
Good luck escaping reality.
-Mirana Ashdove