What do I do on here? How does this work? I can't figure out what to do.

Many people ask me "Big Jim? How can I get the most out of my Psychic High School experience?"

Well I'm glad you asked, @gerardave. The first and most important thing is to understand the Psyhigh Dashboard. If you close your eyes and reach over to the far right, you should find the Ontological Lever. It's the one with the knob that squeaks like a dog toy. Give that a good yank down into fifth position, and you'll feel the Engines(tm) kick in down in the basement. And the red and green tell-tales should come on.

Once you've initiated the converter, the pipeline will open and you'll be able to kill time directly. Don't worry - just shut it all the way down. That should get you clear of the moorings and you'll be on your way.

So glad to have you on board!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99