How the heck do you people cope with committing crimes? Sorry, I'm new here and a total good girl so I was just curious! :)

I make sure I do no harm usually bit once in a while I can't help it btw does anybody have a way to remove a curse from an ancient spartan shield I "recovered" from Ancient Greece it could be a problem later on.

As a crime club, we need to go big. And, we've got to bring in revenue.

@patrick, what's the market like for your pilfered artifacts? And how many of them end up cursed?

@greepies, tell me more about these deep pockets.

The curses don't appear often probably one out of a couple thousand but when they appear be ready for a massive problem the last one I had became a 30 foot long bronze hydra. Any ancient artifacts and their "replicas"are always a good market

Sorry about my last post - I had forgotten to take my anti-sibilance medication.

Ahem. My associates have a large hoard of gold and jewels they would be happy to trade for the Heart of Psyhigh. They've been amassing this treasure for centuries, so it's not hot or anything, and you should have no problem moving it.

They are VERY interested in acquiring the Heart, and I think you'd have an easy time negotiating a fair price. The only thing is that the jewels and gold come wet, so you might have to spend some time drying them off and removing the seaweed and barnacles and sardines and stuff.

The answer is no you can't have the heart I may not be able to speak for the entire school but the majority will agree that the heart is not for sale for any price

As the president of Crime Club, I've decided we need to go for the big prize.

There will always be naysayers, like @patrick, or @Charlotte Marie Smit, who claim "crime does not pay" or "stay away from the impossible heist," but without anyone to assume the mantle of tomorrow's super villains, where would we be? By what calculus could we measure the true breadth of this reality? Indeed, it is incumbent upon us to to stretch ourselves to our greatest limits, and to achieve the impossible.

That's why we're going to jack the Heart of Psyhigh right out from the Heart Throb Dance on Valentine's Day.

We need muscle. We need magicians. And we need everything else Psyhigh's Crime Club has to give.

We'll be taking resumes through Wednesday.

Did somebody mention a need for muscle? Assuming we all split the take evenly, I'm in.

Dear Somebody,
After a brief but enlightening conversation with @Tammy Reins, I have decided to join Psychic Crime Club. He assured me that there is nothing "sketchy" about it, and that it will look good on my resume. In certain circles. He also said that it pays, and I could use my cut of the profits to purchase sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles. And apparently invisibility is a really good ability to have if one is planning on stealing, er, permanently borrowing something. I've included it on my resume.

In other news, I thought I saw one of @Walls's projections in the halls earlier but I'm not sure. I haven't seen him in a while; maybe we could catch up over a board game of some sort. Like Cosmic Monopoly. Or 10-Dimensional Chess. Or Farkel. I just got a new set with glow-in-the-dark-radioactive dice, and I've been dying to use it. Claude refuses play Farkel with me because he says the dice hurt his paws.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Resume re: Application for Heart of Psyhigh Heist

To: @Tammy Reins, President, Psychic Crime Club

CV

Objective: To use my skills in a team environment to help generate psychic crime.

Work Experience:

2012 - 2014
Magician, Summer Library Program, Paranormal School District.

2010 - 2014
Evil clown, for hire at birthdays, bar & bat mitzvahs, funerals.

2014 - present
Magic cabinet assembly and delivery for Zeezo the Black

Education:

2001 - 2005 (intermittent)
Children's Circle
Subjects studied: Shape Discernment, Speech Recognition, Shade Control, Shoemaking, Straw/Gold Spinning, Basic Forest Camouflage Techniques.

2005 - 2012
Bad Seed k-6
Subjects studied: Elementary Telekenisis, Lying, Ouija Board Mastery, Light as a Feather/Stiff as a Board 101, Sumerian Diction.

2012 - 2015
Eliphas Levi Middle School
Subjects studied: Romance Languages, Enochian Line Dancing, Time Displacement, Dodgeball Awareness, Mystic Geneology.

2015-present
Psychic High School
Subjects studied: Large-scale Teleportation, Rabbit Husbandry, Silk Cleaning and Sewing.

Special courses:

Tri-Hermes Summer Abroad Program: Ancient Egypt, Third Dynasty, 2647 B.C.E.


Dear @Tammy Reins,

Please accept my application as a burglar for your planned heist of the Heart of Psyhigh at the Heart Throb Dance, this Sunday, Valentine's Day, in Mesmer Hall at Psychic High School.

You have mentioned the need for a magician, and I wanted to let you know I have all the skills you're looking for. I have a long history of criminal intent, and have scored the highest marks in my class for teleporting extremely large and mystically charged objects.

Please consider including me in your team of super villains.

Thank you for your time,

Sef the Magnificent