Mmmmm..... Psychic Snacks....

I ate a bunch of Microcheese Paraglyphs late last night and today I’m totally bloated. With potential!

Portent Cakes! I saw them in a dream. Then I saw them at the Handymart next to the register but didn’t by them.

Then I started to see them everywhere—wrappers on the street, ads on YouTube, a free sample pop up with a street team in matching t-shirts.

They seem like they’re everywhere but I’m not touching them. They’re supposed to be self-fulfilling but I’m watching my wait.

portent
noun
1.
a sign or warning that a momentous or calamitous event is likely to happen.
"many birds are regarded as being portents of death"
future significance.
"an omen of grave portent for the tribe"
2.
an exceptional or wonderful person or thing.
"what portent can be greater than a pious notary?"

cake
noun
1.
an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated.
"a fruitcake"
an item of savoury food formed into a flat round shape, and typically baked or fried.
"a starter of goat's cheese and potato cakes"

Portent cakes Are cakes forewarning a great calamity, and are advertised as "An Exceptional or wonderful thing", which is clever use of the alternate meaning
I wonder what this could all mean...

Totem Animal Crackers: Which Ones Are the Most Potent?

I had adequate experiences with Potent Bar Cakes. It gives me energy lots of energy to continue my high-dimensional travelling as I astral project often, it resets my down time and prevents my from getting inter-dimensional flu. There is only two things I hate about... it smells, and it doesn't possess any taste at all.

Human Snacks are awful! my favourite Treats would have to be Satisfa-cat-ory. Well, you humans like what you like, and us cats like what we like, so I'm not complaining.

Magnificent Golden Bears! Honey jelly Golden Bears! Shimmery glimmery Golden Bears!

Marching through the city, as tall as telephone poles, they are jolly and soft and silent as snow falling.

Do you hear their enlightening laughter?

Every year I buy many boxes of 3D Girl Scout Cookies from the 3D Girl Scouts in the cafeteria. They are so realistic!

I luv me a Tacoma Cucumber. When I need to get cool and translucent, I sink my little buck teeth into a Tacoma Cuke and get all jellied at the station, like I’m a watery statue, fluid yet frozen in time, with little minnows swimming inside me.

Waiting for the train on the wooden bench, parents tell their children not to stare, but they can’t help it because I’m so see-through and smooth.