Reality Accident
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Retta 9 - 12/15/2016 11:54pmThe yurts that have been put up around campus to house the refugees from future A1A31B are pretty warm, actually. You just have to get used to sleeping in a big room with people all around you, and all that breathing, and snoring sometimes. We've been enjoying our free passes to the cafeteria, and showering in the gym, and it's great to see how positive some of the new arrivals are, like @
Lindsey Songer. We're young and we're psychic and we're from the future! And even if that future was a ecologically ruined, fascist dystopia, we've still got a positive attitude about changing it.
Which is why we'll be talking to you more, in the cafeteria and in the halls, about what we know about our past (your present) and what we all need to do differently. Your Time Studies dept has assured us that even if we can prevent our future from occurring, that won't somehow make us disappear because we never existed. Because we're here making the change, so we have to exist, right?
So when you see us come up to you, please don't turn away, but listen to our story. And we promise we're not stalking you @
RaelynnLizzie. We just want to talk!
Megan Kildarat - 12/23/2016 11:07pmSlipping through the reality post, disguising myself as various stamps, hands on the wall, routine ID checkpoints... trying to make it through to a better set of films, a less oppressive authoritarian template...
The Psychic Underground Railroad isn't some myth--it's the only route you have to saving whatever's left of your non-reclaimed mind and soul and squirreling it away... running off with your remaining free will and finding someplace where you're unaccounted for.
Whether they call it future A1A31B or A1A31C it doesn't matter: if they can call it anything then you're already done for. The naming work, the work of being defined. Find your way outside the boxes then look for a sign and we will find you. There is life outside the domes.
Nate Wilson - 1/9/2017 9:49pmI'd like to encourage everyone to join the reality protest, which is happening now.
It's simple to be a part!
a) Fully conceptualize your reality.
b) Stand with your reality poised at an oblique angle (windward).
c) Ride the Reality Wave.
In this way we assert resistance paired with creation.
You can also do your part by opening your homes and living spaces to refugees from future A1A31B. We have pamphlets on best practices for hosting guests from hostile timelines, and you can feel confident you're helping in the right way.
Join the Psychic Underground Railroad today!
Carly Empteen - 1/21/2017 11:54amSo I'm at the Psychic Women's March downtown and it's packed! I went with @
Klarya and @
Caroliner Rainbow, and @
Darla Darby is with us and the rest of Psychic Feminist club. It's so great to be standing together in solidarity with students from Mystical High and Satanic High and Theosophical Academy. I'd say people are equally concerned that Unpredictable High School kids are going to either start breaking windows or go into a spontaneous flash mob rendition of "We're All In This Together" from High School Musical. The Psychic Feminist club from Mummy High is in charge of security though, and they're pretty imposing, standing like statues on every block. They're also in charge of the mind control for the non-psychic bystanders, making sure they don't see anything confusing. Like the leafy "garden babies" that Corn Children Vocational School feminists conjured up to run around carrying tiny signs.
Yay!!! Psychic Feminists Unite!!! Stand up for your rights as a Psychic Feminist!!! Protect your rights to you ALL of your powers!!!
Big Jim - 1/29/2017 10:54pmGate Closures: ABB0BD, 8C2048, 85DA43, 2C7FD8, D99F78, D53F97, FCEC11, 4A14A0, C21BC3, AA0F00, C6FF1A, 1727E1, and 36D0D7.
If you have family or legal guardians who may have been on the other side of the gates at the time they were closed, please put your name on the list in the office. We expect to regain contact with those sectors soon, and are confident that anyone detained will be released as soon as possible.
The remaining open gates are highly congested due to overflow of redirected and stranded travelers. We ask students to limit themselves to only essential dimensional travel until this situation has stabilized.
Sincerely,
Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
Big JIm - 3/1/2017 1:46pmIn the ongoing wake of the Reality Accident, students have reported an increasing frequency of imitation circumstances and counterfeit temporal experiences on campus. Sometimes these are a simple as opening a text message from an fictitious source, but some ersatz experiences have been observed to be as long and complex as a complimentary cruise, including meals and accommodations for two for a five-night, four-day vacation. APSA President @
i am the champ recently reported taking such a illusory tour and says that the food was terrible, and he caught some kind of bug.
For your own safety, please be be extra discerning regarding the level of reality of all experiences presented to you. While text and other "social media" messages from imaginary friends are perfectly acceptable, please draw the line at contacts from imaginary entities that are *not* your friends.
Sincerely,
Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
harish - 3/3/2017 10:09pm pink
Mondo27 - 3/4/2017 7:46pmWhy am I here? I came to Psychic High School on a student visa from the Pancake Planet. People ask me all the time how the pancakes are but I don't mind because, well, it's your language but it's because our landscape and architecture all look (to you) like stacks of pancakes. Hooray language!
I do find the way everything looks here to be sort of extreme, with all the right angles, but it's also exciting and different. I'm sure if more people visited the Pancake Planet they'd find it the same! Just way more mellow.
ChristianJensen - 4/13/2017 4:26pmsorry i guess
Bob Redford - 4/28/2017 1:34pmHi my name is actually Daniel but my account name bob Redford
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