Well I checked the weather, and a reindeer did a sunshine spell. It seems like we got the snow part covered down.


I can feel that too. That someone -or something- is blocking your dream/memory/thing. It's quite strange. I noticed that someone was pushing me out of your dreams. They are quite forceful, and if I don't keep my guard up, they could divulge into your deeper subconscious, then alter or erase memories, while you sleep. Except this sleep would be more of a coma than a normal rest.

We have to get to the bottom of this, quickly, or your life as we know it (as well as mine) could be over.

This is getting worse... I can't remember what I was about to say. Something about a snow princess? I don't know, I doubt it was important, although I feel like it was. I should just get more sleep. It should make all of this go away. More sleep... is that bad? I don't know. I started to remember something, but I feel like my brain is frozen. Like my memories are frozen water struggling to move. Where am I? Earth, right? I need more sleep. Maybe some ice cream. NOOOOO!!!!!! I remember! A sunshine spell isn't going to help us if what I'm remembering is true. We need an army. If the temperature drops, get... away? Cold... is bad? Uhhh, I don't remember what I was going to say. Oh well, I'll just take a nap.

Ketchup flavoured icecream. People food is ridiculous.
Really, @Evanora? Do your psychic powers flurry through the air into the ground? Is your soul spiralling in frozen fractals all around? And each thought crystallizes like an icy blast?

Or is that just something elsa you humans talk about? I can't tell, something cold is slowing my thoughts and memories. I'd hate to be called a house plant, so I make sure to stretch my roots in the fresh air often. That means I'll have to hibernate for a few months now, like the others on Planet Earth. Hopefully my dreams will be slow and peaceful and not like yours. I'll just plant myself right here.

But before I slumber...

@Tyler Russell, of course we're real, why do some new students act like this? You've been brought here by Destiny, who is really quite a nice remote transport presence. Maybe someone will set up a class soon for the unwitting psychics such as yourself, @Julia S. and @Illumina.

Oh no. This is getting worse and worse. Someone, anyone, can you please keep @Evanora awake? I'm fighting in her dreams with an enemy I can't see.

Am I asleep or awake? I don't know now. Reality is blending in with Fantasy. I don't know what's what anymore. Am I in class? Am I feeding the reindeer?

Most importantly..

Am I, Emilia Þorsteina Plissken, eating?


Well that is not the most important thing. The most important this is keeping Evanora and everyone else safe, even if it costs me my physical body. Well, I hope it won't but it might. It just might.

GAHHH!! I am struggling to write this write now. I am literally freezing to death. Just stay away from Neve. She will kill you. An army, fast. All the children of fire, you can help right about now. She is the ice princess! She wants revenge on ME not you, so maybe you can escape. *gasp* Escape! You all need to escape, or that horrible dream will come true. I just need to post this... Ahhh! She's here. hfohdshch8ewnlo jiowejrewnbcow ejf chfu fhubfuwehfi ewh

Psychic Snow Cone Fundraiser Convention!

This week's APSA Snow Cone Fundraiser in the Meadow has been such a success, we've become the darling of the Psychic Fundraising Community! Paranormal schools from far and wide are asking "How We Did It," and we're happy to share.

That's why we're hosting the first-ever Psychic Snow Cone Fundraising Convention all this weekend in the Meadow. Active Psychic Students from Mystic High, Satanic High, Mildly Esoteric High, Corn Children Vocational School, and more will be wheeling their snow cone carts to the Meadow and attending seminars, workshops, role-plays, and other training experiences that they can use in the "real" world, or as close as they can get to it.

We're still working on getting the spilled sticky Tiger's Blood, Dragon's Blood, Bat's Blood, Gazpacho, Remoulade, Sriracha, Ketchup, Gochujang, and Cocktail Sauce off the ground, but rest assured the Meadow will become a winter wonderland of activity again this weekend.

So come by and see us! You can easily find me as I'll be the person standing in the center, more important than the rest.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

I escaped, sort of. I have to go back sooner or later, I just have tell you that you need to shut down that snow cone stuff, right away. All that ice... it's just making Neve stronger, and her revenge easier. She won't stop until every one of you is dead... please leave while you can! She's here again, I have to go!

.....does.....any.....body....know....how ...to...help...me...?


i....can...not....escape.....her....grasp.... please....someone.....help....me...

shes...tor...menting....me.....

help...


Neva...s..evil.....

On behalf of the Active Psychic Students Alliance, I'd like to apologize to everyone about the ice tornado. Did you know that a tornado can blow an icicle clean through a cinder block wall? Neither did we!

Things got more competitive than I had planned on during the "Shave Off" event that we held at the end of the First Annual Psychic Snow Cone Fundraiser Convention and Seminar Series, held this weekend in the Meadow. Each of the schools represented, including Mystic High, Satanic High, Mildly Esoteric High, Corn Children Vocational School, and of course Psyhigh, was eager to show off their ice-shaving might. In an effort to top one another, we inadvertently created such a flurry of activity that an unprecedentedly low pressure system was created and before we knew it, a real-life Hyper-Blizzard!

Luckily, Nevada Burr (senior class president at Corn Children Vocational School) has some truly remarkable Weather Witching skills, and was able to calm the storm before it got too out of hand. So we all owe her a round of applause! Way to go, Nev!

As of now, all injuries have been mended or healed at Caduceus Clinic, though there are still some reports of a vicious Brain Freeze going around. So, if you've got the old "tennis balls in the eyes" migraine, or are having trouble remembering things, or staying awake, or going to sleep, or something, please check in at the Warming Tent at the Ice Rink.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

I know what she wants. I don't have much time. She wanted my body to control. Keep her out. I have to go. She's coming. I can feel it. I have to try and reconnect my body.

[There you are child. You're going to f#cking pay for that.]