Day 29 for me, Day 30 for you average people... Me and the island had a long and hard talk last night, seeing as it wanted to eat me. We discussed the topics of a living situation, for a fair price, say, a piece of my flesh every 2 weeks. Unsurprisingly the island was on board. As shocking as it was for me to find out, it turns out the Islands that are literally floating Lions in the oceans don't get much food, seeing as boats tend to avoid the incredibly terrifying sight that is a giant, floating, Lion-island. Other strange discoveries that I have found on the island include the fact that physics seems to bend and warp as time goes by. Gravity doesn't react the way you would expect it to. Meaning if you drop a coconut growing from one of lions whiskers, onto the island below, it take about 10 minutes in total for the thing to hit the ground. Jumping takes even longer, despite me weighing significantly more than the coconut. Another strange thing, is the fact that A. My laptop didn't get destroyed when I fell into the water. B. I somehow have an internet connection even though I am in the middle of nowhere on a lions back. and C. I seem to have an infinite amount battery in this thing, it's actually quite astounding. Also the fact that time seems to speed up and slow down for me, but that's old news. The lion doesn't even know what internet is, so how can it have a connection? Also, my wounds seem to heal themselves in minutes. I made the first payment to the lion, stripping off a good portion of flesh from my inner thigh, it only hurt slightly. Within minutes I was completely healed. There's something strange about this island... despite it being a literal, man-eating lion.

Day 30 or Day 29... Once again it seems time has begun shifting on the Lion Island, as now it seems to have sped up. Strangely enough, the Lion says it doesn't even notice it, and personally, neither do I. The only reason I know that time has sped up on the island is because of the news program that I can pick up with that Uranium Satellite receiver I built. Unfortunately, the radiation has started to impact the Lion in a negative way. The fur, which I initially thought were trees, have started falling out. He also coughs a lot now and the spot where the Receiver was has gone very, very pale. He seems very ill. I am concerned for him. So far on the island the only other animals I have found are giant insects, which I now realize are giant ticks. Luckily enough for me, the lion manages to keep them at bay. I also think that this has something to do with the fact that I have an incredibly dangerous radioactive substance at the end of a stick. Because of this, however, the lion has become my only friend on this island, despite him trying to eat me everyday. It is actually a pretty intelligent creature. It speaks eloquently and can even recite Shakespeare. It's actually pretty nice as well, so long as it isn't hungry. Anyway, if you are reading this I beg you to send me some beef jerky, just to keep the island on my good side.

Day 31... So... The island is giving birth to a litter of floating cats. How, you may ask, could a male cat give birth to floating kittens? Well, I don't know the science behind it, but I assume it has something to do with the fact that the lion is literally an, wildlife and all. Maybe it has something to do with the Uranium I found under his skin. Or maybe he's just a member of a rare species of Lions that also happen to be islands the float on the open ocean, I suppose I could never know for sure. The issue here, however, is the fact that the lion seems to be in an immense amount of pain. He is jerking around and scaring the wildlife, and it all seems to be heading in my direction. Now, I don't want to undersell the size of this Lion, it is literally an island, but he is covered in an incredibly diverse set of wildlife ranging from tropical birds to Rhinoceroses, all of which are stampeding in my direction. I might be in trouble. If anyone is reading this, please send band-aids.