@Guy Jester if you're looking for an introduction to golemancy i would be happy to teach you! just come over to my dorm some time.

i don't really know much about robots, but i'm pretty good with golems and other magical constructs, so i might be able to help with your investigations on robot sentience.

thanks to @xiirth and everybody else who attended my experiment! all this blood will be extremely helpful for the golem i am building. i needed some blood so he will have psychic powers.

also i forgot to mention, you have to be there tomorrow around noon.

there seems to have been an influx of new arrivals, which is great! i've been needing some innocent, unknowing beings! if anybody wants to help me with a scientific experiment, please be outside dormitory 413 with your blood sample, a friend's blood sample, your mother's blood sample, and a pen so you can sign some waivers. i will pay $50 for everyone who shows up.

does anybody know where the local supermarket is? i want to test out my new shirt's ability to toast bread, and when i try paper it catches on fire.

just got my shirt back. it appears to have polymorphed into a small black cube, but other than that it fits perfectly! also it has four different settings for toast. thanks alteration society!

@xiirth oh, sorry. that was mine. my runecrafting homework was to make a stuffed animal walk and do some other things like eating and jumping. it must have gotten loose and mistaken your leg for food.

my shirt is 4 sizes too small. my sock is in the window. it's purple with little smiling penguins. if it falls out the window, please put it back.

@Miranda Ashdove hey, i think one of your demons got loose. he stole my fire magic homework, so if i'm a a little late to class, that's probably why. also, he was looking in a mirror when i found him, so that's a bit worrisome.