Please clear the landing area at Subliminal Field. Ground teams prepare the mooring post.

Landing at Your School!

Zephyr Air Transport Inc. will soon be dropping by Psychic High School with a hold full of wonders ready for sale or trade.

When: This Friday.

Where: The mooring post at the south end of Subliminal Field.

What: The airship Sadie Hawkins, filled to the brim with the treats you've been craving from across the Western Hemisphere and beyond. Coffee! Curios! Crystal Skulls! You name it, we've been everywhere twice, from pole to pole, using maps based on wildly diverging laws of physics and competing alternative histories. We'll be setting up the big tents and putting our items on display, so come by take a look at what we've got. You won't be sorry!

Yours,

Captain Armando Lupiz
(The Sky Wolf)
on board the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins