You must be very fat then.

Violet

Wait, so you want to be blind, yet you want to shove your head up your own ass so that you could look at things from my perspective? I'm confused. Please clarify.

Violet, your very best friend

Oh, sorry. I forgot that your ears were literal turds tied to the side of your head. I would psychically message you, but again, the stick up your ass will make interpretation hard.

Violet

Apologies for the same reason...actually I take that back. A person like you does not deserve apologies.
May you find yourself on Planet #27487 in Timeline Xi, ρηφν period.

Violet

Dearest Arschgeige, mon chéri,
I wish I was deaf so I would not have to hear your arschgeige-ness.

Casse toi,
Violet

Lodge the stick out of your ass first, and then crap.

Violet

Ha! You haven't even evolved from the first archaebacteria that lived on this Earth (Timeline Alpha).

Violet

Oooooo, we're getting political, are we?

Ich konnte nicht glauben, von einem Frankreich Witz.

Violet

In the demon holes of Austria (where I come from), we have a saying. 'If you can't speak in your opponent's native tongue, pain is the only way they will understand you'. I can't speak 'Idiot', so I might have to resort to that.

Violet

And for you, Chéri, murder is a privilege, and escape from your sorry excuse for a life. I wonder what your past life was? A mundane ant?

<3 Violet