Atheist
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7/20/2015 8:55pmI have a friend. His name is Byrd. He hangs out in the corner of the cafeteria. Alone. He eats a tuna fish sandwich everyday, but instead of tuna it's shrimp.
I'm allergic to shrimp, so I'm allergic to Byrd.
I was lying...he's not really my friend.
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