Me and my buddy Ricky Jokela are trapped in a church basement. We wondered off campus about 3 weeks ago and we can't find our way out. We really hope the school administrators are out looking for us.

So far I have eaten 5 varieties of berries, two of which made me see God and the other three gave me the runs for a couple of days.

This church has a fly problem as well. Ricky has killed at least 16 flies but there are still like a gazillion.

At first we did not want our parents involved, we hoped the school could find us and just let it go but now that it has been 3 weeks we are really scared and we want our parents to come find us down here.