Psychic High School

Eggman Carpenter

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Say Hello!

- 3/30/2024 12:55pm

I signed up to escape the neural scaling laws in my area.

Because I'm bigger than that.

Fall Semester

Fall semester is in full swing, and students continue to arrive by broomstick, on the backs of enormous black cats, and via mobile homes on gigantic chicken legs. Just landed on campus? Introduce yourself here.

Psychic Timeshare

Psychic students are intersted in their futures, and Psyhigh is a great place to find one. But what if it's not exactly what you had in mind? And how do you get out of the contract? Learn more here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

Sign up to receive PsyTimes — the official monthly newsletter of Psyhigh. Updates, bonus material, cafeteria coupons, and more. Read the most recent issue here.