Eva Colton
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Apple Spirit River - 2/12/2025 11:00pmI brought some of the very small Carrot Men to Psyhigh's biology department. We don't call them "Baby Carrots" because it might offend some people to think we are performing experiments of baby versions of Carrot Men. So just think of them as the versions of Carrot Men before they are big enough to dig themselves out of the ground and start scaring people.
Acquiring these very small Carrot Men was no small feat. My friend Rudolpho had to sneak deep into their territory late at night, past lots of Carrot Men patrols, and pull them out and sneak back. Rudolpho knows the land very well because his grandpa is from there.
The very small Carrot Men are still squirming a little, asking for carrot milk. So for now we are feeding them and just giving them behavioral tests.