Someone has sabotaged my Psycience Experiment.

In order to change the size of "moments" it is important that every piece of my apparatus remain in a very specific position within the Now Chamber, which is currently installed in the Parasol Atrium of Mesmer Hall.

Who has removed the bicycle pump?!

Now my moments are decidedly bean shaped and the distortions give people nose bleeds. I will not stand for this foul play! I demand that something be done. And that the bicycle pump be returned immediately.