I was almost retconned out of existence! Names got changed (to protect the guilty) and pretty soon "who I really was" was getting turned into something else entirely without me hardly feeling it.

I had a little itch and I was supposed to ignore it (everybody else was) but I have bad impulse control and just kept scratching and luckily that new reality just fell right off. Turned out I was molting! Can't keep an eternal Krab like me down, no siree.

My whole life has been a so-called Reality Accident.