Hey! Can somebody let me out of this cage?

I’m starving in here. You there! Let me out and let's go get a sandwich.

I was just minding my own business at the swim meet and this guy comes up and says he's got sweet fibniks and next thing I know he throws me in the cage.

I’m just ordinary student like one of you! I got kidnapped for some folklore festival and it was all fun and games for a while but now I’m tired of it.

Lemme out! Please!